Wednesday, August 22, 2007

I've been having an affair

WHOA, not like that! I've written about my love affair with Coke and we rekindled our relationship last month when we were in France. Ever since I got home I have been SO bad about monitering our time together and it seems like, once again, it's part of my normal daily routine to have a Coke . . . or two . . . or three. Well, I think I am seeing a serious downside to this relationship. Not only has my tummy gotten a little more smushy the past few weeks, my replacing Coke with my normal (and healthy) water intake has seemed to have possibly given me a bladder infection.?! I'm still not quite sure about the official diagnosis, but I will quote Julina and say, "Goo." I JUST got home from a quick trip to Utah to drop off baby bro Mike at the MTC. Instead of blogging about all of that, I'm disturbed and bugged and "ew" (I think all this collectively means "Goo") because I am stuck in the middle of chills and pain and discomfort and a constant urge to . . . well, look up a UTI and you can see all the associated symptoms. They could also add onto the explanation that it even blogging isn't as fun when you have a UTI. So, yeah. Tomorrow me and the Coke, we're breaking up. Again. It stinks. And if I wasn't so hurt by the state in which he's left me, I'd probably be more sad about it. Goo.

9 comments:

Jerolyn said...

eeewww Goo? ewwww.(shiver)eeewwww

Tyler said...

At least drink something good like Pepsi to make the UTI worth it!!! Geez....

chanel said...

uuuuuuuh! is more like it- the pain! maybe a good glass of crannerry juice. And next time "he" comes calling and promising you all those things every Coke does, remember the way he's treated you and DON'T take him back.

Erin said...

You're really going to try & break up with Coke before our trip next weekend??? Just think about walking around Swiss Days all hot, in the sun, and ahhhh, how great a big Coke tastes at that moment. The rest of us can remind you to drink water in between Cokes. C'mon! Everybody's doin it!!! Really, though, just try to be good this week & keep away from it, but you'll have a much happier weekend next week if you've got your trusty companion with you.

Kourtney said...

Sorry, I can't comment other than to ask Why Coke??? It's all about Pepsi!!! Start a new relationship- one that will last!

annilee said...

Oh I'm sooooo sorry cuz, I totally feel your pain! But I agree with Tyler! Pepsi is much better! Good Luck girl!

Stac said...

Erin is right. Wait till after Swiss days. Coke makes you in a better mood. You can't quit drinking Coke...afterall, you Garrards are the reason I drink that stuff now!

Julina said...

k, I haven't tried the stuff since I was like 4... and I remember I didn't like it then. You're all making it sound so wonderful, yet so wonderfully addicting! Ah, the internal conflict inside of me... what to do? k, also, mike gave me your (and erin's and stacy's) phone numbers, so I might have to give you all a call here soon so I can get an update on MTC/Swiss days and whatnot...

Beth said...

I'm with you,Julina. I gave up the stuff like 5 years ago and I can't say I have any regrets. STAY STRONG!!! JK.