Tuesday, May 13, 2008

At 11:12am

I am checking blogs and totally trying to ignore reponsibilities right now while Brevin is yelling this at me from the bathroom,
"I just can't take it anymore. What is taking so long? Come and wipe my bum, Mom! I just can't sit here forever. I just can't, can't, can't! Moooommmmm!"

All I'm saying is you are four years old Brevin! Learn to wipe your own freakin' fanny!

9 comments:

MollyE said...

Hilarious. I should start writing down all the things my boys say to me when I am blogging.

Doty6strong said...

Sounds just like Maya!!

The Fatman said...

Um why can't he?

Beth said...

I think my response would have to be, "I can't take it any more! You're 4 years old. Wipe yourself!"

Chris and Heather Rice said...

I enjoyed this post...you want to know why? My 4 year old won't wipe herself either! AAAAHHHH!

Tausha said...

tell him that every time he wipes his own bum-he gets a penny or nickel or whatever and he gets to put it in a specail "bumbank" (a jar with BUMBANK on it) when he has 20 coins-he gets to go to the dollar store or whatever store you like-and pick out a toy cause he-is a now a big boy and he doesn't need the bumbank anymore. We did something similar and it worked like a dream! Let me know! Come say hi-I miss ya, though, i understand!

robin said...

Been there! Sometimes when I'm doing laundry I think maybe I should wipe my 8 yr old or 11 yr old or...you know what I mean.

Tausha said...

hey-I know that i already posted-but I am trying to set up a swap over on my blog. Nothing too elaborate, something simple,yet super fun. You deserve a little fun in the mail. So come on over and check it out. Let me know if you want to be a part of it. You deserve it. A little break in a box!

chanel said...

yeah, mine's FIVE! They act like they can't hear you say "wipe yourself!" Weirdo kids!