Thursday, May 8, 2008

One of the hard things about having a newborn . . .

I am sure I could make quite a list to go under this post, but I have to just drop this off in the blog world before my head explodes. ONE OF THE HARD THINGS ABOUT HAVING A NEWBORN is staying home each night "to take it easy" and having my husband watch the golf channel night after night after night. I know he works hard and likes to unwind watching old golf tournaments and listening to the commentators praise the prowess of Tiger BUT SERIOUSLY!!! I can't take it anymore. I am putting my foot down tonight and we are watching some Grey's Anatomy. FOR REAL! We're w.a.t.c.h.i.n.g. it and NOT on the DVR, but when it's on. Can I get some drama? Something important like frivolous love affairs in unrealistic settings? Because if I have to listen to the challenges of this hole compared to another or the way so-and-so has changed his grip on his driver my head my seriously pop off my shoulders. I can't wait for life to get back to normal so I can increase my social calendar JUST SO I won't have to watch/listen to channel 323 EVERY NIGHT! AAAAAHHHHHHH!

11 comments:

Jerolyn said...

This is by far the funniest thing you have ever posted...don't tell Tyler I said that either!

Stac said...

this is Nate.

Funny. I never realized how much talking about golf sounds like talking about sex.......

Tausha said...

i feel for you! When I had my first, she was born durning March Madness.I have to have c-sections and she was born over a weekend. Every time i opened and closed my eyes I would hear some stupid announcer and the sound of fans cheering the stupid bball teams! I so wanted to scream! I couldn't wait to go home and have him go back to work-just so i could watch what i wanted. maybe you could offer him some treats or brownies if he will leave the room and give you the remote!

annilee said...

Ha Ha Ha I too feel your pain!

Beth said...

That's the glory of more than one TV! But, why is it so hard to find something BOTH husband/wife likes to watch?!

Kourtney said...

Ugh...that sounds rough. Seriously. I go nuts just from the sound of ESPN sport talk for too long.

THE GARYSON FAMILY said...

You tell him!! Ha Ha!! BTW, I love Grey's!!

MollyE said...

Hilarious! You are so real and I love it, can't get enough. Just make sure you are ready for Monday night Bachelor. I wish I could watch it with you, I think all my friends here are still in secret about their bachelor watching.

MollyE said...

Hilarious! You are so real and I love it, can't get enough. Just make sure you are ready for Monday night Bachelor. I wish I could watch it with you, I think all my friends here are still in secret about their bachelor watching.

Nan said...

THAT is why I LOVE that Travis hates watching sports:) (with the exception of UFC, which I like because I like violence) Has Brent talked to you about venturing over to my house on Tuesday?! I hope you can come!!

Tyler said...

Hey listen, I know labor is rough and all, but don't mess with a man's golf! I think you need to sacrafice more for the good of your husband!!! I am kidding, just so ya know. I don't need a woman with a newborn coming at me like a spider monkey!